Audrey orders an arm chair that she won't admit she hates and that Jeff pretends to love; and Russell accuses Timmy of sexual harassment.
Rules Of Engagement
Two couples and their single friend, all at different stages in their
relationships, deal with the complications of dating, commitment and
marriage.
Jeff has high cholesterol and Audrey encourages him to eat healthier food, but he sneaks around with Brenda to eat junk food; and Russell can't keep up with his college intern at parties
Jeff finds a phone app that lets him go straight to Audrey's voice mail; and Adam's new friend is a clothing salesman who champions his taste in unusual style choices
The gang goes to Vermont for a fall-foliage tour, but the trip's a disaster; and Russell finds new hope in his marriage.
Audrey can't speak following throat surgery, which is heaven for Jeff; and Russell tells Timmy he can have a raise only if he'll fire someone for him so he doesn't have to do it.
Russell's dad meets Liz, and Russell goes to great lengths to win his dad's approval; and Jeff insensitively places his guys' feelings before Audrey's
Russell tries to get out of his marriage to an overly enthused Liz, who tries to make it work, while Jeff attempts to engage Audrey in dirty talk
Russell thinks he's going on a cruise for "Red Hot" ladies, not realizing it's "Red Hat" ladies over the age of 50; Timmy mediates a dispute between Jeff and Audrey
Audrey gets a raise, which makes Jeff feel threatened, since she now makes almost as much as he does; and Russell gets Timmy to find out why Liz likes another man
Jeff and Audrey panic when they get sonogram results and think they might be having twins; and Russell tries to impress a woman by throwing a citizenship party for Timmy
Jeff has an awakening when he sees an old photo of himself in an art gallery and decides to make changes in his life; and Russell isn't having a lot of luck with women
Jeff tries to surprise Audrey on their anniversary; Russell needs Timmy to act as his interpreter on a date.
Jeff, Audrey and their surrogate visit a fertility specialist; Timmy and Russell go on double dates.
Jeff creates "," a day when he gets his way, but his plan is foiled by the cleaning lady; and Adam can't figure out why his eye is twitching
Jeff wants to make a change after learning that a man is giving Audrey pilates lessons at home; Adam tells Jennifer about his football past.
After the utilities in Russell's apartment are turned off, Timmy helps him realize he needs a budget.
When Russell's mother cuts off his trust fund, he moves in with Timmy; Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss to get a raise.
Audrey contemplates quitting her job after realizing how miserable it makes her; Allison tells Timmy she wants to slow things down.
Jeff brags to Adam about a list he keeps of mistakes that Audrey has made; Russell sends a suggestive e-mail to a co-worker.
In the fifth-season opener, Jeff and Audrey are surprised by some news about their potential surrogate mother, Pam.
Adam and Jennifer plan a secret wedding; however, a series of unfortunate events puts their plan in jeopardy. Meanwhile, to keep Russell and Timmy from finding out about the ceremony, Adam tells them he is staging an int...
A new employee with an axe to grind against Audrey files a sexual harassment claim against her. Meanwhile, after being teased for playing cricket, Timmy challenges Jeff to a game to prove the sport is not for wimps.
Audrey attends her high school reunion intent on proving to her former classmates how great her life is in New York City. Meanwhile, Russell accidentally ruins Timmy's dinner party.
Jeff and an overly enthusiastic Audrey interview a potential surrogate mother (Jaime Pressly); Russell makes fun of Adam and Jennifer's wedding Web site.
When Audrey forces Jeff to go to a party with her, he spends the night trying to avoid learning the score of a hockey game.
Jeff tries to find time alone after Audrey's girls' night out is canceled; Russell learns that Timmy has pent up aggression towards him.
Audrey is surprised by Jeff's sudden interest in her favorite reality show until she discovers the reason. Meanwhile, to Russell's delight, Timmy has second thoughts about his impending arranged marriage.
Unbeknownst to Jeff, Audrey lies to her homely friend Liz that she is on Jeff's list of woman he would sleep with if Audrey wasn't around.
To make Audrey happy, Jeff begrudgingly agrees to see a couple's therapist. Meanwhile, Russell develops a crush on Timmy's fiance.
Jeff does not believe Audrey's claim that she saw her grandmother's ghost; Russell tries to persuade Timmy not to go through with his arranged marriage.
Jeff fails to tell Audrey that his friend's bachelor party in has been canceled; Jeff discovers that Audrey also is being deceitful.
Jeff listens to Russell about a co-worker and finds himself in trouble. Timmy is sent to get Russell's phone from the apartment of his most recent conquest.
Audrey persuades cheap Jeff to spend money he made from a car sale and do something exciting, but she ends up regretting that she talked him into the decision.
Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more t...
Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.
Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people.
Jeff wants to show Audrey that he is still young but after going to sleep at a movie and sneezing while playing baseball which results in his back going out just proves to him you can't stop from getting older.
Timmy quickly grows tired of Russell's orders. Audrey hopes to get Timmy from Russell and gets results.
Jeff tries to recreate how the Giants won a game.
Jeff and Audrey don't want to go to Jennifer and Adam's party because the party they are going to has a special guest. Timmy has to keep an eye on Russell.
Jeff's dad drops by hoping to be treated like a king by Audrey. His visit hits a snag due an accident. Russell can't get his date to leave.
Jeff learns a secret about his friend he just met and Russell could be dating a soon to be family member.
Russell is a big fan of musicals Can Audrey get free tickets by keeping the secret? Adam and Jennifer learn how to dance before the wedding.
Russell tries another approach to get the girl. Will using his apartment for a photo shoot seal the deal? Also Adam and Jennifer have a wedding date picked.
Jennifer and Adam attempt to practice fiscal responsibility as they consider buying their apartment.
Russell (David Spade) puts on a show to impress his father (guest star Geoff Pierson) when he comes to town, but both he and Adam (Oliver Hudson) learn the meaning of a parent's tough love.
Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) drive to be labeled an "optimal male" on his life-insurance physical leads him to some extreme behavior, while Adam's (Oliver Hudson) over-friendliness with an ex-girlfriend unsettles Jennifer ...
With his life insurance physical exam only a few days away, Jeff struggles to lose weight to be eligible for the "optimal male" category of fitness
Adam and Jennifer agree to go away with Jeff and Audrey even though they must sit through a timeshare sales pitch in order to get a deal on the trip.
When Adam’s mother comes for a visit, Jennifer is in for the surprise of her life. She learns things about her soon to be mother in law that concerns her. Jeff and Audrey must find other ways to entertain th...
Audrey and Jennifer decide to do some match making, yet the effects hit closer to home when Adam and Jeff get involved. Russell runs into a woman in Adam and Jeff's building and decides he is in love with her. He spends ...
Jeff has a rare opportunity to have a night with the guys rather than go to a wedding. Will Audrey’s fear about Jeff come true?
Jeff wants to spice up his sex life with Audrey. Russell has a new girl he is dating and knows nothing about. Jennifer buys Adam a present that causes him a lot of embarrassment with the guys.
Jeff finds himself in trouble when he tries to fix an issue Audrey is having with one of their neighbors.
With Audrey's sister, Barbara, having problems in her marriage, the only thing she doesn't need is a man who would trick her to try and get her to sleep with him. But, sadly, in Audrey's life there is a man just like thi...
Jeff's snoring has gotten out of hands. Audrey, who isn't able to sleep anymore, decides that she and Jeff should sleep in separate bedrooms. While this could seems like a bad situation for some, other like Jeff see the ...
Audrey is scared by Jeff's constant reminiscing about each t-shirt's significance. After a little while, she stars to wonder if his best times in life may have come before her.
Russell thinks he's got the perfect g...
Jeff is in trouble. He doesn't knows how to tell Audrey that he got "excited" while Jennifer was giving him a massage for thanking him for helping her move her couch. Now, Jeff must face Audrey. - TV.com
Jennifer and Adam plan a romantic weekend. Jeff and Audrey look into having children. While Russell runs into an older woman from his past, Constance and decides that he want to show her his physical prowess. - TV.com
Audrey gets a promotion, but when she tells Jeff, he doesn't seem excited about it, because one of "his" teams lost. Jeff invites her to another game to make things right.
Adam buys a new videogame, and he and Russ...
Audrey bets Jeff that he can't get a phone number from a younger woman and gives him a night without his wedding ring to try.
Jennifer is mad at Adam beacuse thier bed was bought with his ex. Later, Adam feels the ...
When it's time to plan a party for Jeff's birthday, everyone gets involved. But Audrey is spending a little too much time on planning the party, which makes Jeff unhappy. Although Jeff won't reveal what he usually gets i...
